Comedy Roast Protocol

# Un-Highlight Reel: Sourdough Doorstop

Okay, Roastmaster, here's my un-highlight reel contribution: "I attempted a DIY home haircut during lockdown, and now I resemble a fluffy sheepdog... or maybe Cousin It from The Addams Family."

My usual "highlight" vibe is "Effortlessly Chic Influencer," so think perfectly tousled hair, curated outfits, and strategically placed lattes. Ready to turn this into comedic gold!